Don't try to make sense out of nonsense.

NYK's Liquefied Natural Gas

2009-06-25T22:42:00.007+08:00

Went onboard Gas Carrier few days back at West coast pier, just few inches away from poly marina.

Went there straight from my house and arrived around 11am.

Weather was nice and cool.

Unfortunately, as we waited for the launch to ferry us there, it rained! WTF

However my passion keep me going, no matter rain or shine. (:

Her name...

When I saw it, I stunned!

Wondering if I have the courage to climb up anot. LOL

Just compare that ''Sampan" with the vessel.

Even the 'Gangway'(ladder) is longer than the Sampan!

Looking at the Gangway, it's hard to believe that it could reach the water.

Trying to reach out for the Gangway, he think he can heap over.

Finally grab it!

Stretch till 2-3 storey length.

Let the man test whether the Gangway is working well anot. (Fall also he die first, hit by the stairs and roll all the way down the sea.)

The most scary part actually is to jump over to the gangway, climbing the stairs is much more simple, just don't look below.

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NYK Values

I learned it the hard way... REALLY INTENSITY!

Complex piping...

Everything inside is about the same, the cabin and the bridge etc...

That white launch is for those crew to go shore leave.

Really wonder how those pirates hijacked vessel, how to climb till so high?

BYE BYE Grace~

I am halfway through the battle of ITP!

2009-06-21T22:33:00.005+08:00

Tmr is Monday again!

Damn it! I have to wait for another weekend to sleep till shiok.

Went to my company warehouse last week.

It's pretty empty there, 3mths old only...

Then went to broad NYK bulk carrier at marina south pier...

Reaching...

Onboard...

Leaving...

As simple as 1,2,3,4

There's only one thing
Two do
Three words
Four you
I love you

Slogging...

2009-05-29T21:35:00.007+08:00

Been a while since I last blogged!

Working was so bored!
I want to transfer!

Documentation is like TPY, full of ageing population.
Transhipment is like Bishan, full of hype and youngster.

So today was an outdoor day!
Morning 10 am go Giant at VivoMart to buy snack with my colleauge.

YES, it's free! Company sponsored, want us to die earlier. LOL

After that I went to tanjong pagar terminal to do my PSA pass(so that I could broad vsl)!

And the place I only roughly know how to go.

Then...

They: You know where Tanjong pagar terminal?

Me: Don't know

They: You know where the railway station?

Me: Don't know

They: You know where Southpoint?

Me: Don't know

They: Aiya, I drive you there la!

(LOL, I have been waiting for you to say that leh!)

&&& I go there twice, first is take application form then second is hand up the form.

Go there the second time, Sian diao alrdy.

So they ask me to go myself but then ...

Me: Take what bus?

He: 100, 30 ... ... ...

Me: How many stop ah?

He: *counting* Should be 4 stops.

Me: How to walk from bus stop?

He: Aiya, I ask Andy drive you there la!

(damn slow to get the hint leh) =x

After application which will be ready on thursday and it cost $26.75 for 1 year only.

Of course I pay for it

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and claim back later. :D

On a short note, Have a mini tiny celebration with wk last sat @ NEW YORK

He is the man who take it all...

LOOK LIKE A SMALL PORTION?

LOOK HOW ''TINY'' THE PLATE IS.

AND HE MANAGE TO EAT HALF OF THE FRIES

& 3/4 OF THE BURGER!

IF HE MANAGE TO EAT FINISH, THAT BURGER SHALL BE FREE LEH!

WHOLE LIFE WASTED.

Tired of working

2009-04-21T21:53:00.003+08:00

Went cycling last weekend to Bugis!

Took us around 1hour to reach there.

Cycle to MS...

then to bugis...

I want to cycle to every part of Singapore!

Awesome weekend

2009-04-12T18:07:00.003+08:00

Went cycling on Fri with Litian to Mount Faber.

Took us around 3 hours to reach there as we are quite lost and have to refer to map quite often.

But when we cycle back, it took us less than 2hrs. :D

The scenery was pretty cool.

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On Sat, Went to Rebel club and saw DjBecareful aka Sam Lee.

My first time to Rebel club and it's like Gay club, turn 360 degree and never even saw a lady.

Additionally, close at 3am. SO EARLY?

Furthermore, the music play by Sam Lee sucks big time.

By 2am we left the place and cab down to St James Power House,

Arrived there and it's full house. =/

Luckily Seb's sister work there, therefore we don't need queue and pay cover fees. LOL

Becareful, His song just simply sucks.

GTG for soccer.

BYEE~!

NYK = Now You Know

2009-04-08T19:53:00.003+08:00

Today was everything but peace.

Because of a minor mistake I make, causes a commotion in the office.

Actually not my mistake, it's company politic.

A counter girl actually go ''CC" so many parties, which make my asst. manager MALU.

Then she cry cry cry. ==''

Because the mistake was partly committed by the asst. manager, they make a fuss out of it.

Actually I go attachment, I don't learn what is related to studies.

I learn more about life.

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On a side note, Capt Gerrard came to visit me yesterday.

Smiling all the way from the entrance to my desk.

He still dare to tell me I am so fortunate to be the only guy in the department. -.-
(Today when I make the mistake, all the women blame me.)

He chatted with my manager for quite sometime, but he never tell the manager to give me A. Instead, my manager told him to give me A. LOL!

If this week I get B because of the mistake, I will definitely go rape the counter girl.

Till then...

NEVER REGRETTED

2009-03-18T19:22:00.004+08:00

WHEN LIFE IS FILLED WITH YOU...

Semestral Examination Results
2008/2009 Semester 1

COURSE

DIPLOMA IN MARITIME TRANSPORTATION MANAGEMENT

STAGE

MODULE CODE	MODULE	CREDIT UNITS	GRADE
MA0059	MARITIME ECONOMICS	5	DIST
SP0602	INNOVATION, DESIGN & ENTERPRISE IN ACTION	2	B
MA0102	SAFETY AND ENVIRONMENTAL MANAGEMENT IN SHIPPING	3	B
SP0601	CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT	2	B+
MA0084	SHIPPING PRACTICE	3	C+
MA0085	PORTS & TERMINALS	2.5	C+
MS7123	STATISTICS FOR SHIPPING BUSINESS I	3	C+
MA0101	CARGO HANDLING	3	C+

Semester GPA:	3.011
Cumulative GPA:	3.011

WHEN LIFE IS WITHOUT YOU...

Semestral Examination Results
2008/2009 Semester 2

COURSE

DIPLOMA IN MARITIME TRANSPORTATION MANAGEMENT

STAGE

MODULE CODE	MODULE	CREDIT UNITS	GRADE
MA503S	INTRODUCTION TO SEAMANSHIP AND BOATING THEORY	2	B+
MA0080	SHIP KNOWLEDGE & SEAMANSHIP	3	A
MA0083	FINANCIAL ACCOUNTING IN SHIPPING	4	A
MA0100	MARINE ENGINEERING KNOWLEDGE	3	A
MA0082	FREIGHT TRANSPORT & LOGISTICS	4	DIST
MS7522	I.T. FOR SHIPPING BUSINESS	5	DIST
MA0087	NAVIGATIONAL SAFETY	3	B+

Semester GPA:	3.932
Cumulative GPA:	3.456

I AM BETTER OFF WITHOUT YOU.

Goodbye year 1.

2009-02-16T23:48:00.006+08:00

Last day of class!

One year just finish in a blink of eye.

SO FAST going year 2 already.

I think I am gonna flunk my FLOG paper. Which is extremely difficult.

Damn it.

Everything put to an end.

2009-02-14T03:00:00.008+08:00

Happy birthday to TiongTeck!

dedicated for you. HAHA

Chinese New Year!

2009-01-27T21:46:00.014+08:00

I wish everyone a Happy Chinese New Year!

Hope you all got many many red packet!

This year is quite different compared to all the previous years.

Is it because there are changes in me? Or there are changes in them?

Since my grandma passed away last year, everyone seem so reluctant to stay longer.

Some does not even come! Awww...

I could still rmb last year when you gave me the red packet, I saw you smile so happily, the face that I will remember forever.

when you are gone from this world, the world seem depopulated. ):

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This year their first sentence is different.

First thing in their mind is "Ah boy, your hair so long ah?"

HAHA, still got one ask me. "Eh, le si dia eh kia?" (sorry, I am not quite good in hokkien)
Which means "whose son do you belong to".

Let me talk about the year of ''Ox".

If you could still remember the year "1997" which is also the year of "Ox".

We have a recession too, "Asian Financial Crisis".

Which causes peoples to suicide and jobless.

So lets hope that this year "Ox" could ride us out of recession.

On the other hand, not everything is negative.

Since the economy is bad, peoples tend to travel less and focus more on family bonding.

So in this crucial period, what family members needed most was the support and the encouragement from each others. (:

Let me show you how much I harvested this year!

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HAHA. By one look, you know that it's definitely

NOT MY MONEY LA.

It's meant for others.

By the way let me show you my cute little cousin!

THEY ARE ABC! ( Not American Born Chinese)

But it's Australian Born Chinese.

This is the older brother, a mischievous one!

The hair is so curly, like wave like that.

He is watching me playing "L4D".

Younger brother! So cute and chubby!

He keep look at himself in the front camera.

Cute right! HAHA. (pardon me for my messy hair)

Because I need to carry the baby firmly, like gold like that! ( priceless and heavy)

Alright, got to go!

BYE!

I am dead tired!

2009-01-20T22:39:00.004+08:00

Been extremely busy this few weeks!

And will carry on till the 2rd quarter of the year.

But I manage to dig out some time for blogging!

Just finish one of my exam yesterday!

Before I could even breathe, I got basic theory test tmr.

It's very very very important to me! (You will know why only after you see my practical timetable)

Then this friday I have ITSB test!

And still gt 3 projects on hand!

Today is the 20th Jan, left with less than 10days before the projects are due! =/

Worse of all, Final year exam is on the 9th of Feb to 13th of Feb! WTF.

This is the timetable for my practical!

And I already expected it to clash with my Powered Pleasure Craft Driving License (PPCDL) practical. =/

If I fail my BTT, all this lesson will be cancel. AWW!

But I believe I can do it. =D

I already win half the battle by having the confidence. HAHA.

Gonna get the car license before my attachment start on 9th of march.

SO WISH ME LUCK MAN! :D

BYE~

Open house

2009-01-10T00:08:00.002+08:00

Been helping out in open house for today and yesterday.

It's quite tedious, and pretty bored on Day 1.

And it starts to be better on day 2(which is today).

So overall is pretty fun, but not worth it for just 1 CCA PT.

Best part of helping out is you get food coupon. AND you can eat till you drop.

So went to town and meet Dennis to buy his clothes.

He look the whole far east, but none suits him well.

But never did he expected that I got the first and second blood. LOL

Got myself 2 t-shirts from zara and 1 more t-shirt at praise.

Nevertheless, He managed to buy 1 from praise and 2 from graphic tee design.

But afterall, I realized none of the 3 shirts I brought is meant for CNY. =/

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too tired to blog, GOODNIGHT. :D

Shopping!

2009-01-04T15:41:00.006+08:00

Went out with alistair, gary and tavis on saturday!

Went to cine to see some clothes then head to hagi lane.

Actually wanted to enjoy shisha but alistair is not free because we are just his AP. (JOKING)

Gary brought clothes from praise and white room. He is heavily subsidy by a bank also.

The bank is "BABA Credit Bank". It's 24/7, credit terms 3 days, maximum loan depend how much left in the bank.

So Gary shop with an ease in mind. SO ENVY HIM. HAHAHAHA. ( okok, stop stirring liao)

So after Tavis left to find his poly clique.

We left hagi lane and back to far east due to alistair idea.

And I manage to buy a shirt from collage in far east . And it hurts my pocket. LOL

Luckily, this cny is heavily subsidy by my father. HAHA, if not need to loan from ''BABA credit bank''.

Banker baba brought his porter bb bag at the price of $344. WOW!

Now you know I don't call him banker for nothing. ( Is this counted as stir? LOL)

OKAY, got to go and kick some balls.

bye~~

I am so happy that he show me his middle finger.

He regretted showing me his finger and start to cry. LOL

p/s: picture edited

Happy New Year!

2009-01-01T18:50:00.003+08:00

Happy new year to everyone out there! :D

Went out to celebrate new year with secondary school clique!

Had our dinner at Astons and went to watch "YES MAN''.

After that headed to town and meet up with poly clique to watch ''IP MAN''.

After watching YES MAN and IP MAN, I felt so MAN. LOL

Alright, shall go and have my dinner now.

Bye!

XMAS CELEBRATION.

2008-12-29T07:45:00.005+08:00

SCHOOL REOPEN TODAY!

it is 7.30am now, lecture start at 10am.

Been lying on the bed since 2am and flip here and there till 5am!

I can't take it any longer and went to Msn and find litian.

Not surprising, he is still online. HAHA.

so we went to have our set A breakfast.

Surprisingly, We saw Gary, he was stunned to see us there. LOL

early morning go bank already, wealthy man. HAHA

I didn't sleep at all last night and I don't know why.

I am not excited nor interested about going to school.

I guess is because I wake up at 6pm on sunday. I thought litian will call me at 3pm to go swimming but he fall asleep. LOL.

On sat, We went to try out phuture and zouk, and it turns out to be pretty fun.

Now I know why phuture always full house.

Only when you try then you know how it feels like.

Went in and we tried "submarine" and "flaming lambo".

Quite shiok sia, but the price also shiok. =/

Really need to find job the next holiday already, bank start to look empty. ):

alright, shall go prepare to go sch!

New Semester, New Life.

JUST LIVE YOUR LIFE, AY AY AY!

Merry Christmas

2008-12-26T05:33:00.002+08:00

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

back from supper! And I realized I forgotten to eat. (WTF I know)

Gary, Litian and I went to LA KOPI from 2am to 5am and I forgot to eat. ==

Blogging with an empty stomach make me feel drowsy. LOL

That why I shall go sleep now, will post picture tmr!

GOODNIGHT.

Psychological addiction

2008-12-18T16:01:00.006+08:00

BBQ on Tuesday @ SP ( Is it BBQ or KBOX? )

十连拍:

Tyan Soon is drunk. LOL

Went to sing song, talk cock, play mahjong...

that's singing with passion...

AND then bball!

WED party at St James Powerhouse.

Actually we wanted to go Phuture first, but it's full house when we reached there and the queue is fucking long... all the way to the back of the car park.

And the time is only 9.30pm?

SO early and it's full already. =.=

Then we cab to powerhouse... it is quite empty when we arrived.

So we open a bottle of Martell and the 5 of us share(Qin Wei, See Rong, Derrick , Dennis)

and then we drink and dance.

I can still recall at the dance floor, a fucking sweating guy come grin Derrick? LOL.

Derrick was like WTF ?! WTF ?! WTF?!

HAHAHAHA, damn funny, then the guy ass itchy come disturb me, that was the time the ''FUN" BEGIN!

Dance or perhaps push, that guy is definitely a loser.

Dance till call another guy come. LOSER LOSER LOSER.

In the end, they back off. That why they deserve the title... ''LOSER".

Then we swap with Dennis and Qin Wei to dance.

Unexpectedly, they came back within 10mins?

They came back and told us to drink finish the whole bottle of martell then go dance.

Then we met Qin Wei's friend, in her late 20s

"GOOD" to know her. She was like a catalyst, speed up the alcohol in me.

then she wanted to challenge, so eventually we drink finish the who bottle and danceee!

The second time at the dance floor, I know something is not right already.

that crazy woman still come disturb me for nothing. FUCK

I don't what happen, I don't know who the fuck provoke me to go up the stage.

And the last thing in my mind is that the stage belong to the girls. LOL

without knowing it, I went up (because HE told me that if you got the courage, you go up)

10 Seconds of extreme excitement.

Then you guys know what happened..

Once again, Sorry ''See Rong'' and ''Derrick''.

We came out and we saw few police cars and ambulance. (of cause not for me la)

The funniest thing is that the police man drive the car until he knock a gate. LOL

IS THE POLICE MAN DRUNK? LOL. He still come out and take a look at his car. HAHAHA.

OKAY, I am seriously sober at the exit. ( I can recall the details of ytd okay! )

Then again, the woman is mad or insane.

She still want to drink. WTF WTF WTF?!

I have to apologise to ''See Rong'', ''Derrick'' and ''Dennis'' for dragging you guys to boat quay.

Actually I also don't want to go ):

Should have go eat with you guys, I play guessing game till I blackout.

That it, I can't recall already.

I realise I have an addiction now...

Psychological addiction is when you feel you cannot have a good time unless you're drinking alcohol. if you go out dancing with some friends or to a party and all you think about it getting your drink on so you can have a better time, you may have a psychological addiction.

This time round, really have a serious conversation with my mother.

perhaps Confession is a good thing.

我累了.

I used to have a vision
I was sitting
Somewhere up there
Looking down on myself
Doing right
For once in my life
It changes
Hope my life changes
Gets alright somehow
Oh
I'm waiting for tomorrow
I hope it changes
Can't you stay the same
Been out of luck
For so long
And I don't get much
So there's nothing
Much to lose

I just need a break
A little one
To get me up
To watch the sun
And hey
It's peaceful here

Clubbing!

2008-12-11T05:46:00.005+08:00

Just got home from eating breakfast?

The time now is 5.50am, and I don't really feel tired.

Went to Clubbing today at ST James.

First time going on weekday, but today is different.

IT IS LADIES NIGHT!

As you can understand the word "LADIES", of cause there is a lot of ladies. LOL.

Awesome night!

Clubbing is like a river...

Water is lady, stone and pebbles are guy.

where the water flow, the stone and pebbles follow where the water lead to,

stop when the water was put to an end.

AND I SAW JIA XUAN THERE!

OMG, GO THERE NV ASK ME ALONG. ):

ALRIGHT, GONNA GO WATCH MY PRISON BREAK SEASON 2!

P/S: ANYONE INTERESTED TO GO ''PHUTURE'' NEXT WED(17/12/08), KINDLY TELL ME.

AFTER EXAM!

2008-12-08T19:48:00.005+08:00

EXAM finally end at 5th december!!
It felt really good!

Saturday went to cut my hair and perm it!!

4 Months never cut hair already, really look like bird nest!

Let me show you my hair before cutting and perming ...

AFTER CUTTING + PERMING

HAHA. Look so much NEATER. :D

OKAY SO AFTER CUTTING MY HAIR, WE WENT TO HAVE OUR DINNER AT DHOLBY GHAUT.

THEN WE PROCEED TO ST JAMES POWER HOUSE~!

WE REACH THERE ARD 10 PLUS AND WE GET FREE ENTRY SINCE WE ARE STUDENTS.

SO GOOD RIGHT! LOL

WENT IN AND WE SHARE 2 BOTTLES OF HENNESSY FOR ARD 400 BUCKS.

DAMN IT, I THINK I DRINK TOO MUCH TILL I DRUNK.

FUCK MAN, MISS ALOT OF FUN! ARGHHHHHHH!

PHOTOS AT THE CLUB...

I DON'T KNOW WHY I LAND HERE!!! ( SHOULD HAVE LET ME REST SOMEWHERE NEAR HEAVEN)

HAHA, ANYWAY THANKS TO THOSE WHO HELP ME.

MY FRIEND TELL THEM TO EXCUSE US, SINCE I WAS DRUNK...

BUT THEY SAY IS ALRIGHT, THEY ARE DRUNK TOO. LOL

SO ALISTAIR CARRY ME OUT...

ON THE WAY OUT, HE CARRY ME TILL FALL. HAHA

THE MOMENT I FALL, I AM SO FUCKING AWAKE...

I LOOK AROUND AND SO MANY PPLS LOOKING AT US. HAHA

ANYWAY THANKS LA ALISTAIR, YOU ROCKS.

WENT OUT AND VOMIT!

WTF? FEELING REALLY VERY UNCOMFORTABLE AT THAT POINT OF TIME...

BUT I LEARNT MY LESSON ALRDY.

P/S: I AM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO GOT DRUNK.
HAHA. AT LEAST I AM STILL SITTING DOWN OKAY!!!

SO AFTER THAT , WE REST AWHILE AT MAC AND CAB HOME!

AFTER REACHING HOME, I DRINK A CUP OF WARM WATER AND VOMIT AGAIN!

THAT WAS THE LAST STRAW...

I FEEL VERY COMFORTABLE.

WENT TO SLEEP WITHOUT SHOWER, LOL...

BUT, OVERALL IS REALLY FUN LA!

I PROMISE NEXT TIME I WILL CUT DOWN ON DRINKING...

SWEAR IT ALL OVER AGAIN...

WAKE UP ON SUNDAY MORNING, FELT HEADACHE AND BLOATED, DON'T REALLY HAVE THE APPETITE TO EAT...

TO MAKE MYSELF BACK TO NORMAL STATE, I WENT TO SWIMMING WITH DENNIS...

FELT REALLY REFRESHING AFTER THAT...

THEN ARD 6PM, QIN WEI CALLED ME AND ASK ME TO GO NIGHTCLUB TO DRINK AGAIN! LOL

THIS TIME REALLY DISAPPOINT YOU, I REALLY FEEL LIKE VOMIT WHEN I SEE ALCOHOL...

BUT PROMISE NEXT TIME GUARANTEE WON'T SAY NO... :D

I DON'T WANT TO BLOG ABOUT TODAY, BECAUSE THE POST ALRDY SO LONG, AND I TYPE TILL FUCKING TIRED...

I GOING TO WATCH MY PRISON BREAK AND READ TWILIGHT. HAHA

BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Exhausted

2008-11-21T21:29:00.004+08:00

Firstly, Sorry for the lack of updates.

Yesterday is awesome!
Went out to sea on yacht with my classmates~
From west coast ferry to till the end of Jurong island.

For those O level students who is still have no idea which course to go...
I welcome you to Maritime transportation management. :D
This course does not required you to sail or be a seafarer.

I know most peoples are more interested in Business course. E.g. banking.
But when economic meltdown, you are in deep shit. ( Similar to the situation now)

According to "The Business Times" 18 Nov 2008
Citigroup to slash a further 50000 jobs to cut expenses by 20%.
As a reputable bank with millions or billions of profits.
Things still turn out this way.

But for the shipping lines, it does not turn out that awful.
According to "The New Paper" 20 Nov 2008
"NOL" the world seventh largest container carrier.
NOL announced that some 1000 employees will be retrenched from the global shipping in the next few months, where by 50 out of 1000 is in Singapore.

LOOK! 1000 only! (even though is quite a number)
But citigroup fired 1000 X 50 = 50000 employees.

That why it's safer to be in a shipping industry.
As you know Singapore is a World class port.

This is what you experience;

You don't just study in class. You get to experience outdoor learning.

AND you don't sleep in class!

YOU sleep here:

You don't sit in class and enjoy the air-con,
You enjoy the breeze of the sea.

So fun isn't?

Let me show you the yacht that is worth 500K after depreciation and so on.

Haven't received the whole class photo on the yacht.
Shall update when I got it.

Last note for you...
I know you must have been wondering what the fuck am I thinking.
Why aren't I taking any actions to prove it to you.
Since things turn out to be this way,
Let me write it out to you.

Have you ever realized how many times I ask you to stop drinking yet you still persist.
I might not know whether you smoke or not.
But somehow, it is all those minor thing that hold me back.
You might say that I did the same things too.
But I am a man, or perhaps a selfish man.
Who want it my way.
I just simply can't condone the way a girl drink and hang out with smokers.
You wrote before, you wanted a boyfriend to be a smoker. ( which I don't fucking understand)
But Sorry, I will not even take a puff of cig.
Forever and Always.

Birthday Celebration!

2008-11-02T19:23:00.003+08:00

Happy 18th birthday to me! :D

Just a short summarize of a series of event took place.

On Friday, Went to Club 99 with friends.

Saturday event will be posted once I received the photos. :)

THRILL

2008-10-26T04:00:00.006+08:00

IT'S 4.30AM NOW!

WOOOOO! BACKKK FROM TEE YUAN BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION~

WE WENT TO ARAB STREET FOR SHISHA.

PRETTY COOL, FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE SMOKING? HAHA

ACTUALLY WANTED TO GO GEYLANG PUB BUT DUE TO SOME PROBLEMS, WE ARE UNABLE TO PROCEED THERE. :(

SO WE WENT TO WOODLANDS TO DRINK!

DRINK DRANK DRUNK, OF CAUSE I WAS NOT DRUNK.

IF NOT I WON'T BE HERE BLOGGING. :D

AFTER THAT, WE HEADED TO "A PLACE" TO FIND THRILL. (NOT PROSTITUTE)

FUN+FUNNY = FUCKING FUNNY.

HAHA, NEXT TIME WE GO THERE, SURE MUST DO IT AGAIN MAN! LOL

AFTER THAT WE CAB HOME SWEET HOME!

AND TEE YUAN WANTED TO CELEBRATE MY UPCOMING BIRTHDAY AT CLUB? HAHA

BUT I PREFER TO CELEBRATE AT PUB SINCE IT IS CHEAPER TO OPEN ALCOHOL...

WE SHALL DECIDE AS TIME GOES BY. :D

LAST BUT NOT LEAST, HAPPY 18TH BIRTHDAY TO TEE YUAN!

The beginning

2008-10-19T22:53:00.002+08:00

I can sum up a week of lecture in ONE word " meaningless ".

Monday to Friday -Waste of of my time.

Saturday, went out with Gary to Hagi lane and later on to VivoCity.

Actually wanted to buy a shorts that can be used as a swimming trunk and jogging pants.

Found it but whole Singapore doesn't have the colour I wanted! AWW!

SO SAD that I stay at home the whole day on Sunday.

Jokes!

2008-10-06T03:08:00.002+08:00

Contents for 18years old and above!

Found some funny jokes and decided to share with all of you.

Breast Awareness-
A family is sitting around the supper table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there? The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a women`s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions." "Onions?" "Yes, see them and they make you cry." This infuriated the wife and daughter so the daughter said."Mom, how many kinds of penises are there?" The mother, surprised, smiles and looks at her daughter and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In a man`s twenties, his penis is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree." "A Christmas tree?" "Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only!"

Age Cruise-
A man and his wife, now in their 60`s, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been such a devoted couple she would grant each of them a very special wish. The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband. Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands. The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger... Whoosh...immediately he turned ninety!!!

Ugly People-
A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. They then get to meet their maker, and because of the grief they have experienced; He decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise.

They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.

The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too."

Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.
This goes on for a while but when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in line starts laughing. When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing.
Finally, God reaches this guy and asks him what his wish will be.

The guy calms down and says: " Make 'em all ugly again."

Busy Bulls -
A man takes his wife to the stock show. They start heading down the alley that had the bulls. They come up to the first bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "He mated 50 times in a year, you could learn from him."
They proceed to the next bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 65 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "This one mated 65 times last year. That is over 5 times a month. You can learn from this one, also."

They proceeded to the last bull and his sign said: "This bull mated 365 times last year." The wife's mouth drops open and says, "WOW! He mated 365 times last year. That is ONCE A DAY!!! You could really learn from this one."

The man turns to his wife and says, "Go up and see if it was 365 times with the same cow."

When I get big, fat, and juicy...

There was a cucumber, a pickle, and a penis sitting around talking about how their lives sucked.

The cucumber "Man, my life sucks. When I get big, fat, and juicy, they cut me up and stick me on a salad."

The pickle looks at him and says, "You think you have it bad? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick me in vinegar, put spices on me, and stick me in a jar."

The penis looks at him and says, "You think you have it rough? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick a rubber tarp on my head, stick me in a dark room, and bang my head against the wall until I throw up and pass out!."

Argument About Sex

A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument about who enjoyed sex more.
The man said, "Men obviously enjoy sex more than women. Why do you think we're so obsessed with getting laid?"
"That doesn't prove anything," the woman countered. "Think about this... When your ear itches and you put your little finger in it and wiggle it around, then pull it out, which feels better-your ear or your finger?

Orientation In Heaven

3 friends die in a car accident and they go to an orientation in heaven.

They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning you, what would you like to hear them say about you?

The first guy says,"I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man."

The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher which made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow."

The last guy replies, "I would like to hear them say ... LOOK, HE'S MOVING!!!!!!!!!!!!

Little Johnny Jokes as requested

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?"

When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.

"God Almighty !" shouted Mary and the teacher said, "Very good" and Mary fell back asleep.

A while later the teacher asked Mary, "Who is our Lord and Savior?" But, Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.

"Jesus Christ!" shouted Mary and the teacher said, "Very good," and Mary fell back asleep.

Then the teacher asked Mary a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?"

And again, Johnny Jabbed her with the pin.This time Mary jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!"

The Teacher fainted.

Caught (joke)

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down... and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated pleasure device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than his real one. She went completely ballistic. ''You impotent bastard,'' She screamed at him, ''how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!'' The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: ''I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids.''

Watch out Men!! (joke)

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it’s a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, “So you’re a man, that’s interesting. I’m a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There’s nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days.”

Flattered, the man replied, “Oh yes, I agree with you completely!”

“This must be a sign from God!” The woman continued, “And look at this, here’s another miracle. My car is completely demolished, but this bottle of wine didn’t break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.”

Then she hands the bottle to the man, The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.

The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, “Aren’t you having any?”

The woman replies, “No. I think I’ll just wait for the police…”

ENJOY THE JOKES!
GOODNIGHT~!

Trying to hold on, but didn't even know why.

2008-10-01T23:41:00.005+08:00

Lost under the surface.

In spite of the way you were mocking me
Acting like I was part of your property
Remembering all the times you fought with me.

Swim like Michael Phelps!

2008-09-24T22:13:00.002+08:00

Today went swimming with Dennis at Wei kiat condo. He agreed to turn up, but due to unforeseen circumstances?
He couldn't make it.

Yesterday went to Velocity Mall with Dennis also! Went to look for Michael phelps goggle (Speedo) , but didn't manage to find it. AWW :(

In the end, we brought TYR goggles.

Yesterday night went to LKP at 10pm with Litian, Tiong teck and Gary.

Gary went home at around 12.30 and we play Tai-Tee till 3.30am. HAHA.

Alright, shall update more next time.

GoodNight.

I used to have the urge rising in me
But now, everything changes
I don't know what goes wrong
The problem lies in me, not you ...

Back from Cruise!

2008-09-12T00:03:00.004+08:00

Fun and enjoyable trip to Penang and Phuket.

Get to know quite a number of friends and 3 jokers. LOL

Other than making more friend, I get to attend talk which is quite useful I believed.

One of the most hilarious talk was by Jeffery Goh, a self-praised man in his early 60s. LOL.

Overall, the star cruise was pretty enjoyable.

Especially 4 meals a day! Throughout the 5days, I never even skip one meal. HAHA.

And I'm so afraid to check my weight now, confirm got increase by 2kg!

But is okay to me, since peoples always say I'm thin,small and whatever.

After we board on the cruise, we went to check in our room and to me SURPRISE!

I'll be sleeping with 1 Indian and malay. (racist) HAHA.

That so heart sinking when I know they are my room mates who bring condoms to cruise.

How cool isn't it! And so I quickly went to swap slot with Arron room mate since he is a foreigner too. Easier to communicate with Indians and Malays. :D

After which, I get to know Arron room mate, who is 1 of the 3 jokers I mentioned above. HAHA.

We all played tai-tee, sing song and most importantly TALK COCK.

Simply lame to a large extend!

Shall stop here first for the time being.

TO BE CONTINUED...

Last but not least, the little elephants!

IN GREAT PAIN!

2008-09-05T00:00:00.003+08:00

Here I am blogging with an extra tooth at the back of my mouth!
So lucky to have another wisdom tooth to increase my intelligent. =.=

I just couldn't figure out what causes the wisdom tooth!
And it causes tremendous amount of pain to me physically and mentally!

After so long, I had finally found a solution to my problem.
Let me share with all of you!

Things You’ll Need:

Chewing gum
Topical numbing agent
Water
Salt
Acetaminophen

Stop Wisdom Tooth Pain

Step1

Make an appointment with your dentist if you experience constant or severe pain. Severe pain, or pain that doesn’t subside after a few days, may indicate a serious problem that your dentist needs to be aware of. If your pain doesn’t respond to these simple treatments, make an appointment as soon as possible.

Step2

Try chewing gum on the side where you’re experiencing pain. Chewing gum will gently massage the painful area and may offer some temporary relief.

Step3

Use a topical numbing agent. Oral numbing medications can be bought over-the-counter at most pharmacies, discount department stores, and supermarkets. Just apply a small amount to the affected area to numb the site for up to thirty minutes at a time.

Step4

Try a warm saltwater rinse. Warm saltwater will help ease moderate wisdom tooth pain without the use of medications. Just swish the solution in your mouth for thirty seconds and spit. Be careful not to swallow the saltwater.

Step5

Use over-the-counter pain relievers. Acetaminophen helps relieve the pain and swelling associated with emerging wisdom teeth. Follow the dosage and directions on the pain reliever packaging and pay close attention to any warnings labeled on the bottle. If you have other medical conditions or are taking other medications, consult your doctor before taking any over-the-counter medication to avoid harmful drug interactions

I left with no choice but to use every method to cease the pain!

Shall go take care of my WISDOM tooth now.

Goodnight!

Human race!

2008-09-01T21:13:00.000+08:00

HELLO EVERYBODY!

I am back from work and human race!

Been so tired after working at IT Show.
SO many irritating customers asking here and there and never buy at all.
And some don't even have money and dare to shop!
Brainless assholes.

Lets talk about something good, which is Human Race 10k!
Cool isn't? HAHA
Let me tell you my timing
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61mins21secs!

Sort of disappointed because didn't manage to finish it in 1 hour! ):

TADAH!

That the prize I get after finishing the race. LOL.

After the race, went to meet my secondary school teacher at Fish&Co located at Glasshouse as a class gathering.

Look at my teacher at the back from the 2nd right.
Pretty right! =D

Alright, I guess that all.
Shall go update my HTC ROM now.
SO TROUBLESOME!

Goodnight all!

Trip to Johor!

2008-08-27T23:26:00.000+08:00

Been busy working this few days, thus did not have the time to blog! ):

Anyway lets talk about today trip to Johor, overall it's quite fun!
p/s: Sorry guys for rushing here and there, and left you guys to shop on your own. =/

So today all I harvested was a pair of shoes and a shirt! HAHA.
Only 2 items! =/
Shall go back soon to harvest more items. =D

AND TMR IT SHOW IS STARTING!
Gonna stand till my legs numb. AWW!
Tmr then continue blog, gonna sleep now to charge for tmr energy!

GoodNight!

When everything clashes together.

2008-08-21T17:34:00.000+08:00

AWW! yesterday went Starhub to interview, and it turns out to be quite interesting!

The situation is quite tense as the interviewer has a stern looks and sound strict on us.

AND she pin point anyone who she want to question.
The question is something like, do you agree customers is always right?
Which is more important? Is the customers always right, or the customers come first.
What will you do when the customer is screaming and yelling over the phone?

These questions really need psychology and logic to answer.

I prayed hard at a corner hoping that my name will not be called, and no matter how many god I summoned, it just doesn't help. =/

But overall the interview, I learn alot of things.
AND, It is not just a usual interview where by you come and go, this interview is indeed a meaningful one!

After the interview I thought I wouldn't make it as there are quite a number of peoples who have experience in telemarketing.

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AND I got the deal! How great isn't?

BUT It's a HIGHLY STRESSED environment according to the interviewer, but the pay is damn attractive! $9/hr + $10 daily allowance.
ALL you do is sit down and listen to complaint calls. LOL.
The first thing in the morning you will received are curse and swear. HAHA

SO I REJECTED THE JOB!
not because I wouldn't take up the challenge.

Actually it is
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Due to the MEL CAMP! Argh!
SUCH A WASTE!

This is just the beginning.

Followed by a second job offer by shujun previous job employer, which sells fujistu laptop,

AND it is on 28,29,30,31. Must be able to commit these four days.

GOD damn it again! why 31.08.08!

I HAVE A FUCKING HUMAN RACE! AND THERE GOES THE JOB AGAIN!

I think I shall stay at home and study japanese instead of hunting job during this holidays.
SO MANY EVENTS! THE NEXT ONE IS JAPANESE PRIMARY SCHOOL THIS SAT!
GONNA KNOW SOME JAPANESE CHILDREN OVER THERE SO THEY CAN INTRODUCE THEIR SISTER TO ME. LOL!

BYEBYE~

By Your Mother, Eunice

2008-08-20T00:20:00.000+08:00

Eunice Freeze Dried Romance, says:
Okay what lah duck

Give me a JOB! says:
wth

Give me a JOB! says:
lol

Give me a JOB! says:
i had turned into a chick

Give me a JOB! says:
a hot chick

Give me a JOB! says:
LOL

Eunice Freeze Dried Romance, says:
Wtf

Ciao!

8 KM RUN!

2008-08-18T23:09:00.000+08:00

8KM RUN!

It's the first time in my life that I run 8km non-stop in 45mins28secs!

I know you would said "What the big deal!".

I know it's not big deal to you, but it kinda BIG DEAL to me!

Overall, it is kinda fun to run with Li tian who is training for army. COOL~

Okay so lets talk about today!

Today went SP to deal with some admin. stuffs.

& went to meet my friend at Marina square. Went to buy clothes from topman again! LOL.

After that, went to stadium and run le.
Lets stop here today, damn tired already.
Shall go and rest now!

GOODNIGHT ALL~

Night jogging!

2008-08-17T00:12:00.000+08:00

AWESOME FEELINGS!

Just came back from jogging! First time in my life that I jog at 10pm. LOL
That not insane, that is interest.
With a cooling environment, what more can you ask for?

Back to today event, went to VivoCity with gary and dennis.
Went shop around at VivoCity and brought some clothes with dennis from Topman.
*warerobe starts to look empty*

Afterward, we went to accompany Gary to Nike shop to buy FULL GEAR FOR HUMAN RACE.

He all out for it to get the first place in Human Race, after spending close to 300bucks!

Alright, I shall have an early rest today. Gonna charge energy for tmr 10km training.

GOODNIGHT ALL~!

Back to blogging!

2008-08-16T00:15:00.001+08:00

LOOK EUNICE!

I'm posting an entry as what I promised you. :D
Happy anot?

Anyway a GREAT THANK for helping me to create this blog? *curse&swear*
LOL.

Today is my last day of exam. AND I'M FEELING DAMN FUCKING RELAX!

I guess this time round, I'll do it even worse compared to the previous exam! *regretted for not studying hard enough*

SAD PLUS SAD EQUAL SAD SAD SAD

Don't feel like blogging already.
SHALL GO PLAY MAPLE! HAHA

*WOULDN'T BE BOTHERED WITH YOUR COMMENT*

GOODNIGHT EVERYONE!